REESE

You walked into the office thinking you were hot and bad, I only thought you were being silly. The interview went well and I could not keep you out of my mind. We worked together for years and when you became mine I didn’t know what I really had. We were inseparable, work, fun, play, just everything. We bought a home together and it was beautiful. Three yorkies were our children, and that seemed fine, but it really wasn’t. you needed to be complete and have your own. Being selfish was my game, and finally when I acquiesced, it was too late. The monster got you and became you, until there was no you. It’s almost 10 years since I saw your Face, what a beautiful Face, and I think of you every day. Anyone who knew you was so lucky because there never will be anyone like you again. Now, it’s like you were never here. Nowhere to visit, nowhere to go, just nowhere. Is there an ever after? If there is, then Bella, Peanut, and Fabio are keeping you company until I can join you. Rest peacefully My Love

CHICAGOFATPHIL

THE BOB CHIN’S CRABHOUSE EXPIERENCE–32OZ STEAKAND 20 OZS OF KING CRAB

Below you will find four videos that give you my great time of Big Time eating. Bon Apetit!

Good Eating,
CHICAGOFATPHIL

Daily Joke – Leroy

AMERICAN IDOL–WHAT THE F–K!

Whoa Nellie. what the heck is wrong with this year’s American Idol? If you are a fan, as I am, you are so disappointed , and I actually turned off the TV before tonight show was over.

Over the years I’ve become very fond of watching our young talent mature as the shows went on, and you never knew what singer was going to blow you away.

This year you wonder if you can even sit through the horrible songs that they have picked and their lack of ability to pound them out. I know if these kids don’t get better in the coming weeks, not only am I going to stop watching, but the rest of the United States will do so also.

I can understand why Simon is going to quit, things can only get worse after the tremendous successes that they have had.

I can’t even find a favorite to root for, and I always had more than one.

What a bummer!

Thanks for reading,
CHICAGOFATPHIL

LOCKDOWN BAR—PEEGE[P.J.]

I am thrilled to show you a dream fulfilled. My fantasy son, that’s what my boys call PJ, with my adopted son, David, have built a beautiful rock bar in the city of Chicago. They were lucky enough to have NBC come out and do a video and I am going to play it for you. Actually, you’ll have to play it for yourself.

I hope everyone who watches this video will come out and enjoy the music and most of all enjoy the great food.

Isn’t PJ cute?

WHY PAY FULL PRICE??

I’ve been going to movies for most of my life. I love taking my friends and family so we can all be together and have some enjoyment. So, why pay full price?

I CAN’T SEEM TO GAIN WEIGHT

You know that person that can eat and eat and never gain weight, that’s me.

RACE TRACK

One of my vices is going to the racetrack. I try and I try to give it up, but just can’t seem to do it. The thrill of watching your horse win the race and collecting lots of money just seems to give me a charge. This is one of the situations that happens at the racetrack.

CAN’T BE POSSIBLE,COULD IT?

I was watching TV the other night and got a call from my big brother David. I answer it, looking forward to a nice conversation with my brother, when he asked me if I got a phone call from some man from North Dakota. I said I hadn’t, why?

Apparently he got a phone call from a gentleman who represented a large oil company, who wished to speak with us about a parcel of land. The size of the land was 60 acres and we didn’t know what he was talking about.

50 years ago my cute grandparents, Maurice at Beulah, signed an agreement giving them the mineral rights for the 60 acres. Well, my grandparents have been dead for 40 years and my parents for at least 10. That leaves my brother and I as the sole heirs for these rights.

With the world’s mad rush for oil we in the United States are looking with in our own boundaries. Low and behold, they are finding oil in South Dakota.

This company believes there is a good possibility that oil lies under the property that we have rights to. He wanted to send us a contract for them to lease the property. they would pay us a small amount of rent for four years and if they hit oil we would receive 18 1/2% of the gross revenues.

Can you imagine getting a phone call out of the blue that could have such tremendous bearing on my and my children’s future. It is something that you see in movies and not in real life. Just like the Beverly hillbillies.

Of course it is still very remote that this will come to fruition, but stranger things have happened!

GO BABY,

CHICAGOFATBILLY

BLIND CRICKET

Love this Video