SALT SALT AND MORE ASS-SALT

What is our biggest enemy? You guessed it, Salt. What, why do I say? well it KILLS! And we can’t get enough. We pile it on whether we need it or not.

What’s more funny than a person getting his meal and before even tasting it, pours it on. The more the merrier. The great thing about salt is even if the food item is not good, a little salt makes it palatable. Good food, somehow it makes it better.

Now it’s not just table salt we have to worry about, we have now have designer salts to choose from. Kosher salt is a craze and is used in many meat rubs. Sea salt is another. What, we just discovered sea salt?? Why only 3/4 of the world is covered with the ocean, so all of a sudden we cover potato chips, popcorn, pretzels, and everything else that needs salt.

It causes high blood pressure, causes the body to hold water, which hurts all of our organs, and makes our heart work harder. But ooooohhhhh so good those french fries with seasoned salt, dip our sushi in liquid salt called soy sauce.

We take those beautiful vegetables that God created and pour salt laden dressings all over and not only screw us up with salt, but fats and oils. What are we to do??

I’ll tell you what we do, WE GO FULL SPEED AHEAD, and flavor up our foods with every BAD, but good tasting salt infused topping, sauce, seasonings, we can find!! IT’S THE AMERICAN WAY! LET’S DIE TOO SOON.

Love
CHICAGOFATPHIL

p.s. Check out my pictures with my beautiful sweet corn covered with butter and SALT, SALT, SALT