DO NOT TRY THIS, ONLY PROFESSIONALS

It was 11:20 PM and Gene n Judes was closing @ 12. I got a call from P.J., Adam. Brian, and BG, they had been drinking. What a surprise! They had to have G and J hot dogs and only I could get them there on time. B.G. said I couldn’t do it in time so a gentleman’s wager was made. 100 says I could.

I picked them up at the now famous LOCKDOWN BAR and we started to fly down the Kennedy. using the shoulder for my persoal lane. Hitting speeds of 100 mph , it was going to be close but I was confident. I got off at River rd and by all estimates I was going to make it by 2 or 3 minutes. I could taste those greazy fries already. I had the benjamin spent too.

But the best laid plans of mice and men, 3 blocks from the store. I caught a freight train and it was going ssoooooooo slow I knew we were done.

Then all of a sudden P.J. jumped out of the car and Adam followed, What were they doing?? Oh no, these 2 idiots were going to hop on and off the train to get to the other side, right between the coupled cars.. They disappeared into the night and after the train finished, I drove the last few blocks to discover they were the last to be let in and ordered for all of us. We slugged down 2 double dogs a piece with fries and a large grape.

Now the question arises, did I win or didn’t I ? Since we did get to eat does that qualify as a yes or no? Technically no, but I filled a complaint and said my son Adam finished the trip on legs and I should win. They paid me off with a crisp 100 dollar bill. Only true professional eaters would have even tried to make that run, and that is exactly who CHICAGOFATPHIL is.

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