GAME SHOW “JUNKIE”

Growing up in the sixty’s and seventy’s we did not have all the fabulous technology that we have today, What did we do?? We watched game shows. They were really fun and we fell in love with many of the celebrity guests.

In recent years cable TV has a network called, The Game Show Network, in which they play many of the great game shows from the past, and some new ones. But the old replays are what really turns me on. Looking at the beautiful, sexy, and witty female guests brings up my fantasies from the past.

So, I decided to use the technology at my finger tips and Google some of these guests from my past. WHAT,WHAT?? Please tell me it’s not true. They are OLD.WRINKLED, and worse, DEAD!!

WHAT AM I TO DO?? I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE THAT TRYST, OR MEET AND FALL IN LOVE. Oh oh, that means I must be old, wrinkled, or, well, I am not dead, [not yet] too.

What’s left for me to do?? Easy, have some new fantasies, with new guests, and start all over. Who knows?? I might run into one of those sexy celebs and they might have a fantasy to be with a fat, old, and bald guy. One never knows, crazier things have happened.

LOVE
CHICAGOFATPHIL