ARE YOU FAT??

If you are, this is for you. What is more fun then eating your hearts content of your favorite food?? You know you are full, yet you just keep on stuffing yourself with no regard for your waistline or your comfort. We get no oral gratification other then putting that big chunk of beef in our mouth or the banana creme pie flying down our gullets with the sweet taste we desire to no end.

My close friends, who I wish only the best in their lives, just opened a bar in Chicago, Lockdown Bar on Western ave, Today was their soft opening and I had to be the first customer. I had lots to eat and washed it all down with a desert that their chef invented. Fried dough filled with bananas, white chocolate, and covered with cinnamon and vanilla ice cream. OUTRAGEOUS!!

So all you Fat People out there, if you have no will power, go for it, all of it and what the FU-K difference does it make, we all die in the end anyway, WE JUST DON’T DIE BEAUTIFUL.

CHICAGOFATPHIL